Monday, October 12, 2009

cowboys are square.


give it up for greasy blonds and overpriced tees y'all. erin wasson's rvca line sold-out cowboy shirt. when liberals feel like redneck today. nice neckline pussies.

Monday, September 28, 2009

beautiful creature.



ridiculous deadstock Powell-Peralta x-large Hawk longsleeve. ultimate winterwear. fashinheds take note, this is how you nail that glitzy shiny shit down.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

jiro the hero.

Jiro is a young guitar-playin’ man driving a sidecar-equipped motorcycle, who is, in reality, a crazy-looking robot android, Kikaida. With a bizarre half-semi-translucent head with pupil-less baby-doll eyes, rocket feet and super-strength, he battles the varied creatures/robots of the Dark Destruction Corps using space age weaponry and fancy karate techniques. (toestubber)



Kikaider, Android of Justice, otherwise known as Jinzō Ningen Kikaidā, a 1970s Japanese guitar hero with ultra special super powers (electro end). Kikaider fights robots and androids courtesy of the DARK. the episode list of the single season lasting show reads more like Les Rallizes Dénudés song titles than anything else, for example: The Cutthroat is the Mysterious Green Mantis (e. 2), Death Challenge of Accursed Orange Ant (e. 3), Black Horse Waits for the Place of Execution (e. 6), Death Agony! Bewitching Bird Red Condor (e. 9).

The guitared Jiro, our hero
He’s a gentle and strong robot
Battling with evil once again today
With a guitar punch, strikes them down
Finish off the Dark Robots

Side Machine, car of the future
Tearing up the atmosphere, it runs
Even in water it floats
At mach speed it flies off
Finish off the Dark Robots

Kikaida is an android
Like a jet, he flies in the air
The sure-death move is the Giant Swing
With the Double Chop he smashes
Finish off the Dark Robots

(kikaider theme song)

you can sample the 7" on which the above came on, among other nifty things, over @ toestubber

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

cool rad dudes.

google search query: rad dude cards


talk about truth in advertising, these are the raddest little dudes I've seen since the Z-BOYS. I'm gonna make six of my friends very happy this year. “Aarrgh!”
via
c/r/d greeted notecards @ museum graphics - the Ansel Adams store online

totally tubular!

These cards are TOTALLY RAD. Bright neon colours, gloss cards with bodacious 80s/90s art. Along the much used Garbage Pail Kids idea of alliteratively named characters, this time on the theme of Rad Dudes. (...) On the reverse some cards are poster cards which when put together will make up a giant rad dude card but the greatest cards have transcribed RAD DUDES conversations relating to the card, like discussing how gnarly Knee Board Nick is, or the arm wrestling trash talk "Dude, you're toast" (except they put "your" instead of "you're") and the reply "O'contrair Wayne, get ready to bite the big one Dude." Please note Dude is spelled with a capital D. (wonderleague)



this is basically the Valley Girl of trading cards. tripendicular, ya know? slap those wrist bracelets on and hit the arcade, becky. so crank up the Agent Orange 'cause that techno rock you guys listen to is gutless! and if it ain't stiff, it ain't worth a fuck! but all I really wanna do is,



skate, for sure, like totally!

**totes radical background art: all me.

Monday, August 31, 2009

my way is heavy metal.

while helping Fred pick out Barbie posters on eBay earlier today, it wasn't long before we both became mesmerized with the abundance of overpriced yet clearly epic heavy metal enamel pins on sale. how amazing would a denim vest tiled with Black Sabbath badges be?! looks a thousand times better than those d-beat bullet studs.

skate tuff.

how fucking sick is this one right now? vintage x-stat-x skate tuff tee. stains included and all.



those holes sure are nice though aren't they?



ok I really need this one. this shirt is basically an oxygen tank to me. there is a baphomet in it come on!!!!! I'm not going any further on this because I'm afraid someone might beat me to the punch. I really need this shirt though.